March 14th Is Steak And Blowjob Day!

You know the drill. Every February 14th, you get the chance to display your fondness for your significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentine’s Day, you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other.

Now ladies, I’ll let you in on a little secret; guys really don’t enjoy this that much! Sure, seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless. But that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That’s right, there’s no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially “Steak and Blowjob Day“. Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine’s Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ’s.

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  • Whose the lady? That body looks awfully familiar.

  • Very hotttttttt woman i would love a blow job by her for sure

  • For your convenience, the day planners at Pornhub have put together the following schedule to give guys and their better halves an easy way to plan the climax of their day. Check it out below:

    As the work day comes to a close…

    6:00 PM – 6:30 PM – Come. Home, that is.

    6:30 PM – 7:00 PM – Change into attire that promotes easy access; situate yourself in front of TV.

    7:00 PM – 7:30 PM – Have your special lady pour you a cold one and fire up the meaty surprise (i.e. the steak).

    7:30 PM – 8:00 PM – Chow down on your steak while your girlfriend and/or wife gobbles down something else.

    8:00 PM – 8:30 PM – Turn on television to watch that game you’ve been waiting for all day (Mavericks vs. Spurs, because after all, everything is bigger in Texas)

    9:30 PM – 9:50 PM – Receive half-time hummer and beer top-up.

    10:30 PM – The game comes to a close. Time to sink a few of balls of your own.

  • I am definitely sending this post over to my girl today!

    Thanks for the reminder of this important day!

  • Dylan

    My girl had to work late on the 14th, but she made it up to me today. 3 times!!

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