Vivid Entertainment head honcho Steven Hirsch is offering up a $1 Million payday to Here Comes Honey Boo Boo stars Mama June and Sugar Bear if they’ll shoot a sex tape for Vivid’s BBW site, according to TMZ.
While the thought of seeing her fat ass naked is enough to make anyone lose their lunch, Hirsch must believe that their “celebrity” status will cause people to tune in. But a poll on TMZ shows only 12% of people saying that they’d watch such a movie.
So if the thought of neck crust, five chins, and a wonky foot with flies gets you excited, you’ll have to stay tuned and see if Mama June takes Vivid up on their offer.
Here are some potential titles for their sex tape:
You Better RedNAKEDnize!
Nail’er in the Trailer!
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’s Mom
One Night in June
Slap The Thigh, Ride The Wave
It Must Be Jelly ‘Cause She Ate All The Jam
My Big Fat Cheek Spreading
Jurassic Pork
In The Butt of Jabba The Hutt
If you’ve got something better, let us know in the comments section!
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