Thanks to this coronavirus pandemic, strip clubs all across the country have been forced to shut down.. But one enterprising strip club in Portland, Lucky Devil Lounge, is bringing its dancers to your door with a new food delivery service it’s calling Boober Eats.
And just like that, I’m hungry for some New York steak with blue cheese.. 😋
“I originally did it at first as a joke,” says club owner Shon Boulden, “and it got 150 shares on Facebook—like nothing we’ve ever had before. So I was like, ‘Well shit, why don’t we just try to do this?'”
The service works like any other food delivery (like it’s namesake Uber Eats), but with a twist. Simply peruse their food and drink menu online, call them up with your order, and wait for delivery. But instead of your typical delivery driver, you’ve got two sexy dancers delivering your grub.
“They’ll wear pasties and booty shorts, drop off the food, dance for a second and then we’ll move along,” Boulden says. “We’ll still stay a reasonable distance back. They have Lysol as well.”
Say what you will about this, but I think this is a great way to keep Lucky Devil Lounge’s employees working. The dancers will be “delivering” the food, the bouncers serving as drivers / security, and the kitchen employees making the food.
Here’s hoping this idea catches on, as I wouldn’t mind getting a little lap dance (from six feet away, of course) to go with my food delivery! Ain’t capitalism grand?
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