If you follow us on Twitter (and you should, because we post awesome stuff on there all the time), you might have seen a Tweet we shared a few days back, about a dude named Denzel who deliberately smashed his laptop when PornHub froze on his screen during a fapping session and his Mom was about to walk in.
You know, because it makes more sense to break your damn screen in half rather than simply pulling out the battery or holding down the power button. But with all the blood rushing to his nether regions, maybe he just couldn’t think straight. Or maybe it was all an elusive story to get him some attention.
Whatever the case, PornHub decided that he shouldn’t be forced into a life of watching porn on a tiny iPhone screen, so they’re sending him a brand new laptop (and getting a ton of free publicity in the process).
.@DenzelMichaelUK we heard about ur recent tragedy, so we’re snding u a brand new pc for being a loyal fan chk it out pic.twitter.com/09oQ10NUN0
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) April 14, 2015
Pornhub Vice President Corey Price explains:
“We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realize that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan.
We appreciate Denzel’s loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgement in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R. As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure.”
Hopefully those are PornHub magnets on that new laptop of his, or else Denzel’s going to have a hard time explaining this to his Mum.. 🙂
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